Im Jasmine, a 24 year old wizard or whatever.

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

(Source: amazighprincex)

(Source: serfborts)

penis-hunger-games:

theofficequotes:

meredithbklyn:ellegolightly:peachinthecity:

sometimes it be like that

(Source: randomnessasusual)

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)


thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

(Source: niggasandcomputers)

(Source: champagnepuppies)

At least the bitch makes him smile

(Source: oceavns)

sonofthehulk:

twampsacshawty:

😭😭😭😭

Lmao


Foreal!!!!

sonofthehulk:

twampsacshawty:

😭😭😭😭

Lmao

Foreal!!!!